Can someone write the stories for me? I want to play hookey and sleep all day.

I’m blaming it on food poisoning…which I accidently gave myself (never said I was the smartest writer). Yeah, I was trying to be nice to my husband and make us dinner, and used expired sauce. In my defense, I didn’t realize these things could actually expire.

Made him sick, too, but he didn’t get it as bad as me…so once again, relagated to not cooking (thank goodness), but got some brownie points for it…mmm…brownies…