Things My Allergies Taught Me

  1. Writing while hopped up on meds may seem like a good idea, but reading the pages the next day may cause my eyes to bleed.
  2. Sometimes “do not operate heavy machinery” will be defined as my toothbrush.
  3. The walls are closer and harder than they appear.
  4. Just because the meds compensate for the pollen allergy does not give me the right to stuff myself silly with stuff I usually can’t eat.
  5. The moving cursor on the computer screen really isn’t that interesting—it’s just a side effect of the meds.
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