Set my printer up on the network & feeling smugly-techie. Print off document. Spike of Supreme-Smugness.  Try to print off web page. No luck. Try again. Still nothing. Call tech support. First question: œDid you choose the right printer?  About to say, œOf course I did. What kind of a dork do you take me for”œ then realize while the printer selected is correct, the port (USB) is not.

Suddenly not so smug.

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