Friday Furry: War of the Roses

3 months ago: Milo starts sleeping in between my pillow & the headboard.

2 month ago: Milo starts sleeping with his head on the pillow.

1 month ago: Milo starts fully sleeping on the pillow, he gets half, I get half.

2 nights ago: A coup d’etat –he decides to shove me off the pillow…for an HOUR we go back and forth, I push him to his side, he slides over to mine. Finally, I realize I’m bigger and stronger, pull the pillow out and readjust it…I get half, he gets half…wake up and realize I’m sleeping at a weird 45 degree angle…I twist around and see that Milo’s basically pushed me to the edge of the bed and he’s sleeping—SOUNDLY—in the middle of my pillow.

This morning: Wake up to find Milo basically sleeping on my head (his head is on mine)…

Y’know, I remember a time when my life had dignity and a smidgen of sophistication…now, I’m just a dog pillow. Literally.

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