So, I’m lying in the dentist chair, and it hits me again, what a decadent thing it is to visit the dentist. I know it’s part of good health, and hygiene, but when you think about it, you’re really walking into an office, plopping down, and saying, “Yo, babe, brush my teeth.”

And they do.

You do nothing but open your mouth, and these women brush, scale, floss…it’s like a tooth spa…